The Shuffle<\/a> and the Mac Mini<\/a> are hardly unexpected, what with all the lawsuits Apple has been handing out like they were XP Windows Updates. Already GAB<\/a> has called the iPod Shuffle the “iSuppository”.<\/p>\n

But why do I want them so?!? Is it the Sans-Serif font on all their product? The clean design? The fact that I find Steve Jobs sexy (for his brians, only, of course)(though, I bet he’s hairy under that turtleneck…)(where was I?)? <\/p>\n

I am thinking, however, that my Da would like the Mac Mini, to get him off the 500mhz Aptiva he’s on right now. Its so slow and buggy, you’d think you were using a 486 on a 14.4 modem. He already has a flatscreen monitor. And the “service calls” I get when I go over for free dinners would be reduced greatly (you know the ones: “I dont know where the camera downloaded the pictures to” or “My email is broken” etc). iLife would solve lots of his worries. Hmmm…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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