I did my drunk Bob Villa impersonation the other day. Nobody laughed. Damn.<\/p>\n

Today I spied a new Church Street Icon in the making. The “tranny truck”. Its a truck, one of those new four door jobbies than has a short back end for sake of the cab. Its navy blue and drives very slowly because….ITS FULL OF TRANNIES. Without a word of a lie. Ive seen it twice in three days. And they’re not pretty trannies either. We’re talking “we use to play football” trannies. Big arms, tight clothes and mannish faces. Beep beep! Here comes Terry the Tranny Truck and the Good Time Cabin krew!<\/p>\n

I really wish I had the balls to deface ads on the subway. Im too good. Every day there are three or four ads I would want to draw moustaches on the models, dinks on the sports stars, and “Oh GROW UP!” across gay circuit party posters. I was jammed up against an ad today that just made me confused. It was so pixilated that if I were to create an ad like that at my last or current job, Id be fired on the spot. How did it get there? Who said “Yeah that looks ok, I guess” Goddamn that “graphic artist” is walking around with a cheque in his\/her pocket and Im eating KD!! Fucker! Here is Evil Panda’s List:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current CD in player: Made in the USA:Pizzicato 5
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current book beside toilet: Lying liars…:Al Franken
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current Game in PS2: no PS2. In the PC it’s Neverwinter Nights
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current favorite cat: Lucifer (Mom’s kitty)
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current Gameboy Game: n\/a I do play Breakout alot on my phone, tho
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current Fave food: Eggplant Parmesan from the little Italian Trattoria down the street
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current time I find myself cursing myself for not going to bed sooner: 12:30 a.m.
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current gauge: n\/a
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 Current voltage: low<\/p>\n

Evil Panda is a good cyber friend whom I met real time last winter for the first time after meeting him on a web board years ago (he brought his boyfriend, relax). Hes ex-Navy. Sexy. I want him to come up to Canada (again) and bartend at the Eagle for a weekend. He would get laid big time. He loves Egyptian history and is always calling me Mummy. Okay that was a bad one. Im groping here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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