Sorry for being down a couple hours there, kids. Apparently my host server was the site of a Denial Of Service attack. Kudos to C at Expressweb.ca for getting me back so soon after the assault. No word as to where it came from.
\nCool! I’m 100% web initiated now:<\/p>\n

1) worked in porn<\/p>\n

2) worked in online banking<\/p>\n

3) worked up to the dot com collapse<\/p>\n

4) had a virus associated with a file on my site<\/p>\n

5) Denial of Service attack.<\/p>\n

All I have left is to have my server flooded because I’m all meme-y.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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