From Cabbagetown to Lawrence and Yonge there are…<\/p>\n

Number of puke puddles: 4<\/p>\n

Number of puke puddles being nibbled on by pigeons: 0 (thankfully)<\/p>\n

Number of people walking with their mouths open like sinus-deficient grouper fish: 3<\/p>\n

Number of posters I see that I desperatley want to deface either with marker or stickers but probably won’t because I’m a good boy: all of them.<\/p>\n

Number of near-death step off the curb experiences: 1<\/p>\n

Number of people I’d shag while riding on the Subway: 0 (okay, 0.5 if I was drunk. He looked like Philip Seymore Hoffman)<\/p>\n

Number of Starbucks employees I’d shag: 1 (angrily)<\/p>\n

Number of Tim Horton employees I’d shag: 0<\/p>\n

Number of songs it takes to get from Bloor\/Yonge to Lawrence Station: 2 (long ones from Snivilization<\/em>, by Orbital)<\/p>\n

Number of Tetris Ultra (highest score in a 3 minute game) I can play from B to L stations: 3.4<\/p>\n

Number of twits looking over my shoulder probably judging my brick arrangement choices: 1<\/p>\n

Number of nail spas\/hair salons from Lawrence Station to work (4 regular blocks): 7<\/p>\n

Number of nails I chew: 10 (please, I leave my feet alone)<\/p>\n

Number of Tetris Ultra games I can play while waiting for and travelling on the company elevator to go up 5 floors: 2<\/p>\n

Number of hellos I get when I walk in: 9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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