Brought to you by the most caustic of netizens: andrew!<\/p>\n

He had dug up an old picture of me (Skinny! Shirtless! Biggest goatee I have ever had!) and incorporated that but seeing how I want to be able for you all to view this at work, I had to axe it.<\/p>\n

Okay truth is it was wicked ugly. The pic of me, not the design.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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