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Take a look, bitches! It’s The Explorer, the ship that Sharkboy, The Busdriver, CharoletteMan, Wolfy and I are going on the first weekend of December! It’s bigger than the last ship we went on! I. Can’t. Friggin. Wait.<\/p>\n

You’re all welcome to come too. Just msg me and we’ll talk about cheap staterooms.<\/p>\n

And it’s the First. You know what that means… NEW SLOPPYJOE VIDEOS!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

When you’re done there, Acidreflex<\/a> posted this video which is just bloody weird<\/a> and hee lar ee yous!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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