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{"id":8204,"date":"2011-09-01T07:35:29","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T12:35:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/?p=8204"},"modified":"2011-09-01T07:35:29","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T12:35:29","slug":"would-you-have-a-drink-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/2011\/09\/would-you-have-a-drink-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Have a Drink With You?"},"content":{"rendered":"Back when I was lovably single (compared to now, slovenly lovable) I use to go out to bars alone a lot. A LOT. I wasn’t much of a drinker but there I was, standing in the corner, in my head playing “Shag, Marry, Shallow Grave” with all the muscle marys walking by. Ultimately going home alone, I would always wonder about my self confidence. Back then (in the 80’s kids!) I would look at my wardrobe and think, “Okay, cool tee-shirt, regular 501s, sneakers that looked like they’re worn on Moonbase Alpha,” and think, yep, I’m a catch. And yet wonder why I was still single. Oh I had the average level of confidence any 20 year old had, just not so much when it came to stringing words together. Back then, I was a geek. And a nerd. Back before it was cool.<\/p>\n