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\"\"<\/a>Poor Pride Toronto.<\/p>\n

It seems everyone is out to get you. <\/p>\n

There’s that whole Middle East problem<\/a> that somehow has become a sword for any yokel who dislikes a few hundred thousand people getting together to celebrate diversity. Hey JDL and QuAIA – Thanks for bringing your fight to the mix and stop me if I’m wrong, but a festival about sexual freedoms is not a place for airing out your Forever War, even if you tack on the word “Queer” to your cause. Pride is now officially like a high school house party for theatre fags where the chess club shows up and insists on taking the B52s off the stereo and putting on Nana Mouskouri. ZZZ.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, at city hall…I imagine the mayor and his right winged goonsquad are melodramatically twirling their mustaches, thinking up ways to defund you. Like setting public opinion upon you by ramping up buzzwords like “hate speech”, painting you as being dis-organized, therefore not deserving the dollars. Seriously Pride Toronto, watch these guys. They’ve shown in the past they’d be happier if you didn’t exists at all, let alone being forced to give you money.<\/p>\n

And at the Sun (snicker) newspaper<\/em>, some hack awful reporter (who has her nose quite far up the mayor’s ass) is going behind your back telling religious leaders to lean on city council reps to de-fund you due to hateful messages in your parade. <\/p>\n

Remember when you had to deal with naked people? Good times… <\/p>\n

So what do you do?<\/p>\n

I’m going to tell you what to do and you can do what you like:<\/p>\n

Cancel Pride. <\/em><\/p>\n

Hear me out: I’ve always thought the best advice for dealing with children who are throwing fits is to calmly stop, let them run their course, then punch them in the face.<\/p>\n

Okay now I’m dead serious about this. Please cancel Pride for one year<\/em> and let the city wonder where the couple hundred million dollars in tourist money went. Let these petulant whiners wonder how the city came up a few hundred million dollars short in the budget because of all the product placement, transactions and advertisements suddenly stopped flowing from business to business. Let the businesses who lose out without Pride deal with the mayor and the right-winged reporters and religious goons. Money has a funny way of shutting people up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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