Dear John<\/a> (Which by the way wasn’t super awful, if not overly melodramatic). I digress.<\/p>\nToday, after shutting down my work computer and skipping home from work, SharkBoy meets me for lunch and we return to the apartment for the last time before the limo arrives. Fumbling for my keys, I ask if there had been any mail.<\/p>\n
“No,” SharkBoy says. His face is a study in velvet sad clown black light oil painting.<\/p>\n
I open the door and on the floor is The Envelope. It arrived!!<\/p>\n
So far, this trip is going well!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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