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{"id":6829,"date":"2010-10-26T08:04:31","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/?p=6829"},"modified":"2010-10-26T08:04:31","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T13:04:31","slug":"the-numbers-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/2010\/10\/the-numbers-game\/","title":{"rendered":"The Numbers Game"},"content":{"rendered":"This just in! Breaking news from the city of Toronto. We now go to Amy, an ASL talking, Dead Robot Heavy Industries Political Correspondent. Amy?<\/p>\n
Amy! Good Gorilla!
\nNew big gorilla! Promise to stop eating Amy’s banana! Make banana go to smaller gorillas outside gorilla nest. Make choo choo train go through ground with no banana! But why Amy not get own banana? No worry, Amy! New deal! Get rid of most big gorillas and we only love new big Gorilla. But big gorilla break law. Big gorilla could murder someone on the steps of city hall and small outside gorillas still love. Amy think small outside gorillas are dumb.<\/p>\n
Thank you Amy.<\/p>\n
Couple points about last night’s vote:<\/p>\n
While the numbers weren’t really that surprising, the speed at which they did come in, was. Thank god for algorithms that can calculate averages of political wins within 8 minutes of the polls shutting.<\/p>\n
Twitter users are 90% liberal.<\/p>\n
What was up with Hazel’s throat-dusty rant about “the media” when asked by CP24 if she was surprised she won again? Holy back off, grandma!<\/p>\n
While commenting on Rob Ford’s weight is as equally unfair as commenting on Smitherman’s sexual preference, one is much funner to do than the other.<\/p>\n
Smitherman’s speech was classy, yes. But that child needs some PR training. When Daddy says “Wave”, you better fucking wave, kid.<\/p>\n
If you want a vision of Toronto for the next four years, see the fat fuck that cameras loved last night<\/a> when Flounder won: air pumping to U2’s “Its a Beautiful Day”.<\/p>\nI said last night in my tweets that stand up comedians and political cartoonists will be rolling in the dough for the next while.<\/p>\n
These certainly are interesting times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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