I hatched up a movie idea while talking to JTree the other day. As we wandered the cobbled paths at Canada’s Wonderland*, we watched two brave souls trying the Xtreme Skyflyer<\/a>, their prone bodies being hauled up 150ft into the sky, just to be dropped like a pendulum back to earth.<\/p>\n

I mused aloud: “I wonder if someone would get bored of that?”<\/p>\n

JTree: “How so?”<\/p>\n

“Like if they did these rides enough that the thrill is utterly drained from it.” After thinking about it for a second I said: “It would be a classic vintage Cronenberg movie if a couple discovered that the only way they could get the thrill back in their marriage and these rides, is if they went on these rides and fingered each other’s anus as they did.”<\/p>\n

JTree looked at me like I was a typewriter bug with a puckering pooper under my wings.<\/p>\n

*Expect pictures soon.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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