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It’s nice to see that they’re still on speaking terms after all these years. After twenty nine years of being divorced from each other, things mellow out.<\/p>\n
“Do you have Mom’s number? She called while I was in the midst of training yesterday and I could barely hear her over the hipster sales.”<\/p>\n
“I do, let me get it.” I can hear him dig into his notes by the phone.<\/p>\n
“Did you see her yesterday?”<\/p>\n
“Yes. We had dinner.”<\/p>\n
“How was it?”<\/p>\n
“Fine.”<\/p>\n
Dad fumbles with some papers, the “Fine” that comes across the line sounds curt. I’m sure it’s because he’s searching for a phone number in his shaggy, loose leaf analog notebook with minimal success. But I have to ask:<\/p>\n
“Just ‘Fine’? …So, no hope of reconciliation?”<\/p>\n
The noise he makes sounds like “Fuck you.” It’s mostly an F. No real harsh K sound.*<\/p>\n
*in no way is this a dig towards my Mom. The curse came from my years of asking. I live in a constant hope that my life will mirror Kristy McNicols’ in Family<\/a> and some sort of After School Special miracle will bring them back together. Snort.
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