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I’m suddenly hit across the face by a small twig, blown off a tree.<\/strong><\/p>\nYeah. That last bit was a bit gay.<\/p>\n
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\n<\/strong><\/p>\nI climb into bed while SharkBoy reads his new book. I bury my face into my pillow and lay on my stomach and let my mind wander while waiting for sleep.<\/strong><\/p>\nI bet we look like an old couple, he and I, like this, in bed. I bet we look like some 1950s sitcom but with the beds pushed together. I really hope our relationship doesn’t go stale. I wonder if I do enough to keep things happy, things fresh?<\/p>\n
Lazily, SharkBoy’s hand reaches across to my exposed back and he starts to scratch absent-mindedly. It’s heaven at the end of the day. <\/strong><\/p>\nWhat ever worries I was just entertaining have run from me like dollar store mascara off a drag queen in a car wash.<\/p>\n
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