Dedicated to the Busdriver:<\/em><\/p>\n

Once, my old boss wanted to contest a parking ticket so he dragged me to Old City Hall. It was that or go into work, so I followed. (insert Daffy Duck soundbite: “Eh! Its a living!” here)<\/p>\n

As fate would have it, we took the back door of the Hall. Passing the security desk I got the biggest smile from the cop sitting at the security desk there. I smile back and keep walking. Meanwhile, my boss is digging the ticket out of his wallet and proceeds to ask her where the court room is. I hear “Wait! WAIT!” and I turn to see the cop is completely flustered, waving her arms at me like a lunch lady who’s dropped a tray of jello desserts. <\/p>\n

“I thought you guys were cops! This isn’t a public entrance!”<\/p>\n

Wow! She thought I looked like a cop! Cha-ching goes the ego! <\/p>\n

And that, my dear readers, is my Old City Hall Story.<\/p>\n

Teh Ehnd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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