Something’s afoul of This Is Wonderland<\/em>, kids. I swore I’d keep my mouth shut about it. More later.<\/p>\n After Michael related his TIW news, he told us that he got to meet Julie Andrews a few days back. The star of S.O.B.<\/i> is in Toronto to direct a run of The Boyfriend<\/i> for the Mirvishes and since my bro’s play The Innocent Eye Test<\/i> is opening at the Royal Alex, he got to meet her. His first impression was that she had tons of “handlers” in her entourage. He said to her that he wanted an “entourage” to which she replied: “They’re very useful!”<\/p>\n His second impression was that she was sexy.<\/p>\n Sexy. Julie Andrews. She’s got to be pushing 70. <\/p>\n “Like…G-M.I.L.F kinda sexy?” I ask. The “G-M” standing for “grandma”. The rest you can google. <\/p>\n “Not really,” he squirms. His hand comes up and swirls in the air like he’s rubbing a crystal ball as he tries to explain himself. “Like this aura thing sexy.”<\/p>\n I am in awe again of my brother. Or confused. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Something’s afoul of This Is Wonderland, kids. I swore I’d keep my mouth shut about it. More later. After Michael related his TIW news, he told us that he got to meet Julie Andrews a few days back. The star of S.O.B. is in Toronto to direct a run of The Boyfriend for the Mirvishes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-9s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}