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Post-holiday, we\u2019re scouring over kitchen cupboards in hopes of finding something to eat, both of us still caught up in the dreamy world of vacation where food is magically brought to us. Something is wrong\u2026 it\u2019s well after noon and still no food! The phone rings.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s Da and he asks if we want to go to Costco one last time.<\/p>\n

Huh?<\/p>\n

The Bonneville is on its last legs. He doesn\u2019t think he will renew the plates. This will be our last bulk shopping tirp.<\/p>\n

That Bonneville. That 18 year old monster of a car that seats 5 with real leather interior. Da\u2019s most luxurious car purchase (most luxurious if you don\u2019t count the Starsky and Hutch style two tone, two door silver Ford LTD back in the late 70s) has ever so slowly become a nuisance instead of a convenience.<\/p>\n

The Bonnie is a massive car. It runs 199.5 inches (16.5 feet \u2013 the 70s station wagon version got up to 19ft!) from nose to spoiler, 75 inches wide, where the average car length today runs about 10-13 feet. You could fit a couple of bodies back there and still have room for skis (the centre divider armrest in the back seat opened into the trunk so you could do just that). Da\u2019s car is a deep green with fog lamps (the switch for these located cockpit style, just over your head on the roof), dual seat controls in the hump (see video), steering wheel audio controls (cassette tape deck!) and a curious HUD with speedometer\/compass.<\/p>\n

Yes. A Heads Up Display right on the windscreen that constantly reminds you how much you\u2019re speeding. The single most coolest car gimmick I have ever encountered since the talking door alarm.<\/p>\n

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Despite the ginormous size of the car and the oomph of the engine, I was never caught speeding in it. Lord knows I had it up around 140-150kph a few trips, but don\u2019t tell Da.<\/p>\n

When Da tells me that he\u2019s setting the old girl out to pasture, I recall all the times I borrowed the car for so many trips\/tours\/hauls. Numerous house moves where I packed my meager stuff into the trunk\/back seat \u2013 I estimate 9 apartment moves. Is that too much in 17 years? So many Ikea runs with flimsy pressboard furniture strung to the roof. So many campground set ups and tear downs in all sorts of weather. And subsequent car cleanings because of it. So many trips to Brockvegas and back.<\/p>\n

I recall picking up SharkBoy with it in our budding relationship for a few dates, just after he gave up his monster Toyota SUV. I think the fact that we had access to a big car, post-SUV, helped him ease the pain of being without car. I also recall a few good night kisses.<\/p>\n

In the last year the poor girl\u2019s deterioration was fast and furious: the coolant levels sensor blew out just as SharkBoy and I started out on a trip to Montreal, even though we could see the jug under the hood was full. It stayed that way until Da had his mechanic tear out the sensor. The \u201carea\u201d on the steering column where the horn mysteriously hides suddenly died. My last trip in the old girl wasn\u2019t anything eventful except noticing the exhaust is running a bit loud. The cost of repair and re-certification well exceeds the cost of convenience.<\/p>\n

I would love to do a farewell video where shot for shot, we recreate the “out behind the barn” scene from Old Yeller.<\/p>\n

Goodbye Bonneville. You\u2019ve been a good friend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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