SharkBoy is on his hands and knees cleaning out all the old VHS tapes from the floor of the office. <\/p>\n

I’m doing two hockey bags of laundry across the street and at the same time, trying to set up my niece’s new blog\/magazine database. <\/p>\n

In 10 minutes I have to go back to the laudromat and pull the two bags from the dryer, come home and fold it.<\/p>\n

in about 30 min I want to clean up the living room from the massive chip and movie feeding frenzy we had last night.<\/p>\n

In 1.5 hours I need to go get ingredients for a 6 hour slow cooker chili recipe. In 2 hours I have to dump all these ingredients into the slow cooker.<\/p>\n

When that’s in the crock pot, I need to set up my salads\/lunches\/veggie snacks for the week. <\/p>\n

In 4 hours I want to play an hour of BioShock2.<\/p>\n

In 5 hours we have to go over to Da’s to set up his new TV stand.<\/p>\n

In 7 hours, Da is coming over for dinner. <\/p>\n

“Sunday is the day of rest” my ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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