I think I’m going to push a shopping cart through someone’s colon.<\/a><\/p>\n

Please hold all your Dufferin Mall jokes. I’m sure they’ve heard them all before.<\/p>\n

Via Torontoist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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