<\/a>I went out snorkeling a few times, more than SharkBoy (he got a cut on his knee and was too worried about bleeding into the ocean – Sharks, you know) and for my efforts, we discovered that the 60spf sunblock worked well. There’s a white border all around my back tattoo which is suitable for framing. The rest of my back is flaking more than a dried tuna sandwiches your drunk mom would send you to school with.<\/p>\nThe last time I came back I think SharkBoy was suitably drunk. I sat and settled into my lounger, we shared a quiet pause and he spoke up:<\/p>\n
“I watched you out there in the ocean. I know you’re having a great time because you keep popping up and going under again. I can tell you’re happy.”<\/p>\n
And I looked at him sideways and thought “Where the fuck is this coming from?”<\/p>\n
And then I thought “Holy shit. I AM happy!”<\/p>\n
When I was 10-12 yrs old I use to go out into the lake where our cottage was and stay out there for hours. I would wear rubber boots because I didn’t want to get leeches on my feet. I would go through swim suits like they were underwear. My parents were utterly cool with me being out in the lake and would leave me unsupervised to play with my plastic boats and floaty devices. SharkBoy’s comment sent me right back to those days where I would turn brown in the sun within seconds and take to the summer lake like it was my fish oxygen.<\/p>\n
After he tells me this and I have a moment where I relive this memory, I’m overwhelmed with emotion. I pause and compose myself.<\/p>\n
“You’re gay,” I say, keeping a brave face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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