Home again! The whole trip was… well… a trip. <\/p>\n

Every Caribbean internet cafe I visited had blocked my site. I’m assuming because I’m rated as “adult” on someone’s list due to the word “gay” in my meta tags. Whatever, Caribbean IT dicks. I’m home now and you can’t stop me.<\/p>\n

But the trip really was awesome! I need a day to sort out the pics and videos. And the stories. We have stories. Here’s a hint: I have a new mortal enemy: Anyone from New Jersey.<\/p>\n

More later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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