I’m walking home along Carlton Street, wearing my new Big Bang Theory bag<\/a> that I got for Xmas and I’m insanely proud of. A couple fall in step behind me as I pass a corner.<\/em><\/p>\n

He: I’m sure she was all like “You know!” and I said…<\/p>\n

The conversation dies abruptly. I sense the sudden halt in his blathering due to their proximity to my behind, otherwise I would not have noticed.
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He: The bag…<\/p>\n

She: I know. (pause<\/em>) Cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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