I wonder how long until someone notices<\/p><\/div>Fear not. We took the upper half of poor David and stuffed him into the ground in the condo’s communal garden. Weirdly enough his small “soft” (yet plaster hard) peener was the only thing that was keeping him upright. Still in our hearts until someone offended tosses him out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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