<\/a>Since we’re down 52% less paycheque these days, SharkBoy and I have been staying in, mostly watching unopened videos from purchases past or pay-TV channel gems before Rogers shuts them off for late payments (just kidding… for now…). Here is a list with a one sentence review of the last few movies we’ve watched:<\/p>\n

The Black Hole: Ernest Borgnine dies as the story bleeds logic while the set design steals the show.<\/p>\n

Norma Rae: Plucky actress Sally Fields broke an extra’s rib in one scene.<\/p>\n

Push: William Gibson could have wrote this twisty story, but it was terribly shot.<\/p>\n

Paul Blart – Mall Cop: Avoid.<\/p>\n

Eyes Wide Shut: Guiltily turned it off 45 minutes into it.<\/p>\n

Carousel: Wide wide screen reveals extras standing around doing nothing in this overlooked classic.<\/p>\n

Stingray (Episodes 1-5): Marina kills me laughing as I’m constantly reminded of Team America.<\/p>\n

Blindness: Not enough disaster porn, but it’s a nice deconstruction story of morality and civility.<\/p>\n

Mutual Of Omaha Animal Kingdom (Episodes 1 and 2): This show would not survive 10 minutes if shown today due to all the staged animal cruelty.<\/p>\n

Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Why did I wait so long to see this pure Kevin Smith film?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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