If you’ve spent more than 20 min in a car with me then you know that it’s physically impossible for me just to “sit there” and not do anything. Our last rental car was equipped with OnStar<\/a> and I SO DESPERATELY wanted to press that little blue button.<\/p>\n

OnStar: This is OnStar, how can I be of service?
\nMe: Hi OnStar! Do you like what I’m wearing?<\/p>\n

OnStar: OnStar, how may I help you?
\nMe: I think I’m being followed. Oh no, sorry it was a bird.<\/p>\n

OnStar: Hello OnStar. How may I help you?
\nMe: (throaty, breathy) What are you wearing?<\/p>\n

Or my favorite: Get OnStar to flash your lights (their parking lot locater service) and dance in front of the car like some bad 80s video. <\/p>\n

“Did you find your car, Mr Robot?”
\n“Damn it! Keep flashing! …Dancing at the feet of the moon!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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