I’m staring at 2 hockey duffel bags of laundry this morning. <\/p>\n

Screw it. I’m off to the gym. My Wii Fit is saying I lost 3lbs since Friday (when, in a WiiFit of guilt, I chowed down on a whole pizza<\/em>!!)<\/p>\n

Before I go, I want to mention I’ve started to play Assassin’s Creed last night. The character manipulation is the most awkwardly designed I’ve ever played. And I’ve played Sam And Max<\/a>. Don’t get me wrong, this game is gorgeous and I see they’re making a sequel, but if I have to press more than two buttons to get my character to do anything<\/em> I generally lose interest, and I’m pretty patient with games. SharkBoy sat with me for about 2 minutes during a cut scene and kept on shouting “Knife that guy! Kick him! Assassinate her!” <\/p>\n

Clearly not his cup of tea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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