Okay, whoever owns 416 000 9946<\/a> (and all other 000 prefix exchanges) needs to sit on a machete without lube and drag their ass around their living room carpet like a dog with worms. These annoying telemarketers are almost Simpsonesque<\/a> in it’s execution, but no where near as funny: phone rings and there’s either a really long pause then hang up, because the idiots operating the autodialer have the brains the size of pine nuts, or the uninteresting recording rambles on about crap I don’t need.<\/p>\n

Yes, I’ve stopped answering it, since it’s tagged to my cell phone (hmmm, Rogers, I wonder how they got that number since I’ve only ever given that out to family) and that shit eventually costs money. And before you suggest it, the Canadian Do Not Call list<\/a> is managed by ear puss leaking drooling fucktards who managed to sell the list to scammers, spammers and dicks. <\/p>\n

Here’s one for free, Rogers (or any other telecommunications company): since you care so much to filter spam on the internet, why not man up and offer a block on all xxx-000-xxxx number, for free! You’ll have people flock to your service, I betcha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, whoever owns 416 000 9946 (and all other 000 prefix exchanges) needs to sit on a machete without lube and drag their ass around their living room carpet like a dog with worms. These annoying telemarketers are almost Simpsonesque in it’s execution, but no where near as funny: phone rings and there’s either a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[439],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-SS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}