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SharkBoy tortures me sometimes by making me watch the first half of Steven and Chris<\/a>. Thankfully he gets bored with their facile banter and moves on. Meanwhile I have no defense or comeback other than to tell my story of how Steven and Chris one day came into my father’s boyfriend’s store where I worked, and experienced up close and personal the down-the-nose personality of Steven and the really-nice-guy chattiness of Chris.<\/p>\n

Except for now. Now I can show him how wrong it is to pay them any attention these days. They’ve become an internet joke.<\/p>\n

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