The longest stretch of tunnel on the Yonge line is between Eglinton and Lawrence stations. That’s a fact.<\/p>\n

If you stand right at the front of the car, right by the driver’s cabin, you are rarely pushed or shoved. I’ve been standing there for 4 years now when I go to work because it allows me to jigger with my iPhone in peace. That’s a fact.<\/p>\n

It’s breezy there, so you can’t smell your fellow passengers. That’s a fact.<\/p>\n

Three times in the past month, I’ve smelled smoke as soon as we’ve left Eglinton station. And it’s sustained until Lawrence station, where I get off. And not because someone new has moved near me and I can smell residual smoke, either. After Eglinton, the subway car usually empties out. I’ve been an avid non-smoker all my life and I notice even a small waft of smoke. It grosses me out. That’s a fact!<\/p>\n

So with these facts, I am convinced that the driver is having a smoke break as he drives. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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