DeadRobot: this song reminds me of summer camp, where I saw my first male pubic hair. <\/p>\n

SharkBoy: I was in gym class. Actually the showers – one big room. This bigger guy pushed his junk between his thighs and pretended he was a girl. I laughed and laughed. Then the towel snapping started. <\/p>\n

DR: I was the first guy to get chest hair. The guys called me a freak. <\/p>\n

SB: Thats mean. <\/p>\n

DR: They were jealous!<\/p>\n

(never trust your rental wiper blades)<\/p>\n

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