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\"Squishy!\"<\/p>\n

Squishy the rat died today
\nA horror I can’t stop replay
\nSo to ease the pain in my mind
\nI just happen to have a great new find
\nShe’s tall, she’s thin, she’s delicate
\nAnd no my friend, she’s not a rat
\nSquishy is dead, Squishy has died
\nSquishy the orchid lives, I have not lied<\/p>\n

–Sharkboy, 2005<\/p>\n

\"Squishy<\/p>\n

Long Live Squishy!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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