I am so tired at work right now. I am struggling to keep my eyes open right now.<\/p>\n

CNE stands for “Cheap-assed Numbskulls Everywhere”. I was prepared to spend a bit of cash this weekend to win my hunny a prize but the carneys are like sphincter-tight conservatives creating diamonds in their anuses when it came to them offering up their prizes. I got a stupid felt rose when I was told I would be getting a frigging Patrick as a prize if I won. hardly a prize. no Magic Bullets around (we didnt go into the home show) but there were plenty cubes of beaver to be eaten. I had one…didnt feel good after. gamey.<\/p>\n

I saw Open Waters on sat too. it was pretty good. I cant stop thinking how the ending was a metaphor for independent directors\/writers… hell… any creative type… protecting themselves from big budget studios. Go see. I wont spoil it here. if Blair Witch made you sick with the shakey camera moves, avoid this movie at all costs.<\/p>\n

Sharkboy and I are trading off Pee Wee’s Big Adventure quotes via email today to amuse ourselves:
\n“What’s the problem, officer?”
\n“No problem, ma’am. I just wanted to see that pretty little outfit you’re wearing!”
\n“Take a picture! It lasts longer!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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