Rushed morning. Upon leaving the apartment and hoofing it down the hallway stairs to the front door, SharkBoy finds an envelope at the foot of the mail slot:<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

A “ransom” style note on the front announces:<\/p>\n

ROBOT
\nOpening this envelope may change your life!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Inside is B.E.N. the robot from Disney’s peculiar Treasure Planet<\/a>. <\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

I could be creeped out<\/a> but I am sure it’s andrew (I recognize the NOW Toronto font on “RO”) giving me a belated b-day gift. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rushed morning. Upon leaving the apartment and hoofing it down the hallway stairs to the front door, SharkBoy finds an envelope at the foot of the mail slot: A “ransom” style note on the front announces: ROBOT Opening this envelope may change your life! Inside is B.E.N. the robot from Disney’s peculiar Treasure Planet. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[20,7],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-AS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}