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First day with the contacts. I have to say, I kept on thinking:<\/p>\n

Oh. I forgot my glasses somewhere.<\/p>\n

Oh. I can see!<\/p>\n

Oh. I can’t see close.<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve sacrificed my bi-focal glasses for these middle-to-distance contacts (vanity, thy name is dead robot). Because the nature of my perscription, they’re made of plastic, which makes me aware that they’re in there after a couple hours. They dry out faster than silicone. <\/p>\n

But I’m happy! While waiting for SharkBoy, an acquaintance walked by and did a double take, unsure that it was me without my glasses on. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First day with the contacts. I have to say, I kept on thinking: Oh. I forgot my glasses somewhere. Oh. I can see! Oh. I can’t see close. I’ve sacrificed my bi-focal glasses for these middle-to-distance contacts (vanity, thy name is dead robot). Because the nature of my perscription, they’re made of plastic, which makes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-yi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}