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I’m walking to the post-op ward on the way to see Da yesterday, riding a high on the news that the goop they scooped out of his gut wasn’t cancerous and the operation went smoothly. In a secluded corridor I pass a 60s something squat, sweaty man carrying 4 plastic bags. He puts them down and loudly asks me to help him locate a room, the number of which is scrawled across a scrap of paper. It’s one of those room numbers created by a desk jockey astro-navigator: “9N20020” <\/p>\n

I pause and say “I think-“.<\/p>\n

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