I’m waiting for the last 20 seconds on the dryer I’m using at my local laundromat. It finishes and I start to stuff my clean clothes into my duffle bag. I don’t wait or fold at any laundromat, I’d rather do it at home, wrinkled, in front of the TV and away from the “local fauna” that also use this laundromat.<\/p>\n

Halfway through stuffing, I notice a yellowy pair of underwear. “Ew, SharkBoy, those are ugly!” I think to myself. Then I think “I’ve never actually seen<\/em> him wear yellow underwear…”<\/p>\n

I’m stuffing someone else’s laundry into my bag. <\/p>\n

Repulsed and embarrassed, I start back-digging into my bag, praying to the mystical sky god that the actual owner doesn’t come back and see me rummaging round his personals.<\/p>\n

When I get home I notice two pairs of “trendy” and incredibly small pairs of underwear that is neither of ours. I quickly run back to the laundromat, again praying to the magical sky puppet master that the owner was still not there. <\/p>\n

I swear to you, if you had seen a guy run into the laundromat and leave two pairs of underwear in an occupied dryer, you might have said something. Thankfully our city is becoming more apathetic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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