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No, not how I deal with my husband when I get home from work… Just an internet meme from Romach <\/a>and Solitude<\/a>:<\/p>\n

1) Where is your cell phone?
\nelbow<\/p>\n

2) Your significant other?
\nMan<\/p>\n

3) Your hair?
\nNone<\/p>\n

4) Your skin?
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6) Your favourite thing?
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7) Your dream last night?
\nMean<\/p>\n

8)Your favourite drink?
\nMilk<\/p>\n

9) Your dream\/goal?
\nFame<\/p>\n

10) The room you\u2019re in?
\nCubicle<\/p>\n

11) Your ex?
\nGone<\/p>\n

12) Your fear?
\nLoneliness<\/p>\n

13) Where do you want to be in 6 years?
\nAlive<\/p>\n

14) Where were you last night?
\nLivingroom (is that one word?)<\/p>\n

15) What you\u2019re not?
\nOrganized<\/p>\n

16) Muffins?
\nTop<\/p>\n

17) One of your wish list items?
\niMac<\/p>\n

18)Where you grew up?
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19) The last thing you did?
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20) What are you wearing?
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21) Your TV?
\nCrap<\/p>\n

22) Your pets?
\nCat<\/p>\n

23) Your computer?
\nFrankenstein<\/p>\n

24) Your life?
\nVacation<\/p>\n

25) Your mood?
\nPensive<\/p>\n

26) Missing someone?
\nNope<\/p>\n

27) Your car?
\nNope<\/p>\n

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29) Favourite store?
\nElectronics<\/p>\n

30) Your summer?
\nShort<\/p>\n

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32) Your favourite colour?
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34) Last time you cried?
\nWhat?<\/p>\n

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37) Most disliked vegetable?
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38 A lovely Person?
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