This was a triumph
\nI’m making a note here
\nHUGE SUCCESS
\nIt’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
\nAperture Science<\/p>\n
we do what we must because we can
\nfor the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
\nbut there’s no sense crying over every mistake
\nyou just keep on trying until you run out of cake
\nand the science gets done and you make a neat gun
\nfor the people who are still alive<\/p>\n
I’m not even angry
\nI’m being so sincere right now
\neven though you broke my heart and killed me
\nand torn into pieces
\nand threw every piece into a fire
\nas they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
\nNow these points of data make a beautiful line
\nand we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
\nso I’m glad I got burned
\nThink of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive<\/p>\n
go ahead and leave me
\nI think I prefer to stay inside
\nmaybe you’ll find someone else to help you
\nmaybe black mesa
\nthat was a joke, haha, fat chance
\nanyway this cake is great, it’s so delicious and moist
\nlook at me still talking, when there’s science to do
\nwhen I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
\nI’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
\non the people who are still alive<\/p>\n
and believe me I am still alive
\nI’m doing science and I’m still alive
\nI feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive
\nWhile you are dying I’ll be still alive
\nand when you’re dead I’ll be still alive
\nSTILL ALIVE, still alive<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Torontoist has a great article about a Weighted Companion Cube showing up on Bloor & Euclid as it pops through from Yonge and Bloor (even with peek-a-boo visual clues where the other half of the cube is located) AWESOME! This was a triumph I’m making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It’s hard to overstate my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[20,10,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-uE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}