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Sits on hands.<\/em><\/p>\nCan’t wait for mmmmuuuuhhhh product!<\/p>\n
Fidgets.<\/em><\/p>\nSteve Jobs… reality distortion field! Building!<\/p>\n
Shifts on bum.<\/em><\/p>\nI muuuuhhhhh! Apple Notebook Air! Small! Fills gap between uhhhrrrg iPhone and Notebook. Newton’s bastard son! No optical drive! Docks with iMac!<\/p>\n
Eyes roll back.<\/em><\/p>\n2nd generation muuuhhhh iPhone! More apps! Get movies from iTunes! More thingys to plug into it. Gurrrahhh! “Hello, eh?” on big screen. iPhone comes to Canadaaarrg!<\/p>\n
Head shake.<\/em><\/p>\nHurrrrr! New iMac speeds and even larger huuurrrr monitors! <\/p>\n
Sways side to side.<\/em><\/p>\nI’ve downloaded RELOAD EVERY for my Firefox! Low work production between noon and 1pm from me!<\/p>\n
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