So I pumped “dead robot” into Google<\/a> and lo and behold I’m number won! Suck it, Tanya!<\/p>\n

But second down I found this: Dead Robot<\/a>: a new and used clothing store in Glasgow. I know exactly where I want to visit when we go to The United Kingdoms in September (other than the Coronation Street set tour). I’m going to make it my business to get a photo of me harassing the staff to release the good name of Dead Robot<\/I>.<\/p>\n

Further down I found a bunch of high school kids adding an “s” to my title and creating a blog about their robot battles. Woot! Go robot battler!<\/p>\n

Further past that was this funny pic from a cardboard artist<\/a>.<\/p>\n

On Yahoo, I drop to #3 with the clothing store trumping me and a writer’s commune blog (with “society” tagged to the end?) winning out over both of us. Makes me wonder about search engines…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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