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Uhg. I uh… just a sec.<\/p>\n

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I got this bug from my brother-in-law while in Vermont– Sec…<\/p>\n

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…and I have never felt more gross in my life. Not because I have zero energy or desire to live, but because I keep on pooping and washing and pooping.<\/p>\n

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I’m glad it hit me when I got home and not in some embarrassing “drive home” situation or worse yet, at the house we were staying at. I hate being sick away from home.<\/p>\n

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I’m feeling better and rather svelt! I pooped out my entire Xmas indulgences in a period of 24 hours! However, I doubt that I will be hosting\/going to any New Years parties.<\/p>\n

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Now I have to get ready for work. Insert cork, get on TTC, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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