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My sister: “You better stop. You’re going to…”<\/p>\n
I fall.<\/p>\n
The corner of my left eye makes contact with my bedside table. Blood everywhere.<\/p>\n
Xmas was postponed until late afternoon, after I got back from the hospital. I got 6 stitches in the corner of my eye. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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