I wandered into my local Starbucks for my post-lunch tea and sat near the back (where the free WiFi overrides the Bell Hot Spot) and started to catch up on my podcasts. I look down and spy a couple pieces of paper with silvery ribbons across them. What the…?<\/p>\n

I pick them up. They’re two cheques made out to “Cash” totaling $2200. <\/p>\n

For the briefest of moments I feel a rush similar to finding someone’s credit card. That feeling of moral abandon where you think you could possibly get away with being bad. But that passed quickly and I took the cheques to the counter to be (hopefully) claimed by whoever dropped them. <\/p>\n

Or I’ve just paid for that poor assed baristsa’s vacation to the Caymans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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