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I call the IT department to tell him there’s a disk jammed in my machine (you can see where this is going).<\/p>\n
“What do you want me to do about it?” he says after I explain my problem.<\/p>\n
“Get it out?” I ask cautiously.<\/p>\n
After explaining to him why it got there and possibly how<\/i> it got jammed, he said he’d look at it…tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Am I overreacting here? If a computer breaks down, should I try to fix it myself?<\/p>\n
This is perfectly how this company is run. Passing as much as possible on to the next guy. I hope to god I get a review soon. I’m gonna have a hey-day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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