I was just following orders!<\/a> I swear I never fired a gun because of my fat sausage-like fingers! But I did blow up some tanks. Sure I was de-Nazified<\/a> when I was caught by the Allies, because in Christ we are all forgiven. Unless you’re a homo or a woman priest.<\/p>\n

(I love how Wikipedia insinuates that he was so eager to get the papal robes on he forgot to take off his black pope-votin’ sweater! You get the tiara, you get the sash and after all the excitement is done, you realize you didnt kiss the second runner up!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was just following orders! I swear I never fired a gun because of my fat sausage-like fingers! But I did blow up some tanks. Sure I was de-Nazified when I was caught by the Allies, because in Christ we are all forgiven. Unless you’re a homo or a woman priest. (I love how Wikipedia […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-2G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}