I just had a manager run up to my desk, panicking like a drag queen who’s lost her left falsie and the DJ just hit play. This guy would never acknowledge me on good days and suddenly I’m his pal. He sent a file to the other web guy, now at lunch, to be put live on the company site. Of course its wrong and goodlorditneedstocomedownnowNOWNOW<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

I like to treat these people like I’ve caught them letting their dogs crap on my lawn. Because basically that’s what they’re doing: I’ve screwed up it’s your problem now, too.<\/p>\n

I like to add a stupid “Well lets see now…” look pass over my face when they need an answer right away. <\/p>\n

I am destined to be fired from every job I have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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