I have issues:<\/p>\n
I can have people in the room while I poo, just not when I wipe.<\/p>\n
The bathroom sink has to be clean. Really clean. No two sound appliances can be on at once.<\/p>\n Plastic hangers.<\/p>\n My HTML code must be indented.<\/p>\n I like things to get dusty, really dusty, before wiping them. I get a twinge of pleasure if I can notice a difference in before and after a good dusting on the TV screen.<\/p>\n I take dreams seriously.<\/p>\n I give orphan socks a chance.<\/p>\n No nose hair. Ever. But my ears can grow to Amazon jungle proportions.<\/p>\n I have to keep my iPhone screen clean in case anyone wants to look at it.<\/p>\n If I don’t drive, I get car narcolepsy. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I have issues: I can have people in the room while I poo, just not when I wipe. The bathroom sink has to be clean. Really clean. (Note: after a comment from SharkBoy, I have to add: …before I use it. After I’m done with it, I could care a fig) No two sound appliances […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9WjY-umbrage","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n(Note: after a comment from SharkBoy, I have to add: …before I use it. After I’m done with it, I could care a fig)<\/em><\/p>\n