I’m stressed out at work as it is (does anyone know someone who needs a three month HTML\/text updating job?!) and to get this email in my inbox this morning just makes me say “Oh go ahead, anything to make the office go away for 20 minutes”:<\/p>\n

From: MOHAMMED LADEN [mailto:mohammedladen@xxxxxx.com]\nSent: Monday, July 30, 2007 1:01 PM
\nTo: webmaster
\nSubject: GOOD DAY<\/p>\n

GREETINGS,<\/p>\n

I AM OSAMA MOHAMMED LADEN,THE FIRST SON OF THE AMERICANS MOST WANTED TILL DATE,OSAMA BIN LADEN THE TERRORIST THAT BOMBED PENTAGON SEPTEMBER 11 THE DAY BUSH AND AMERICANS WONT FORGET.<\/p>\n

NOW LISTEN,AM CONTACTING YOU AS RESULT OF A DEADLY DEAL WE HAD WITH A BUSINESS OR PERSONAL COLLEAGUE OF YOURS WHO ASKED ME AND MY GROUP TO KILL YOU FOR REASONS I DON’T KNOW,BUT FOR THE FACT THAT I WANT TO SAVE THE IMAGE OF MY FATHER AND THE ENTIRE AL QUAEDE GROUP, I HAVE DECIDED TO INFORM YOU SO AS TO MAKE YOU BE SECURITY ALERT AND ALSO FOR YOU TO HOLD ON US IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE WILL STRIKE AND FAIL IN OTHER TO SAVE YOUR LIFE BUT WE WILL RELEASE THE VIDEO TAPE OF OUR DISCUSSIONS WITH HIM FOR YOU TO PROVE US AND THEN PROCEED TO PROSECUTE THE ENEMY AND AT THE SAME TIME LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT AL- QUAEDA STRENGTH HAS REDUCED AND THEN PAVE WAY FOR AMERICANS TO STOP KILLING OTHER ARABS JUST BECAUSE OF MY FATHER.ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN FOR THE WAY
\nFORWARD.<\/p>\n

ALAH GIVES,ALAH TAKES.<\/p>\n

HELP US STOP TERRORISM BY EXPOSING THOSE BEHIND KILLING FOR NO JUST CAUSE,BECAUSE WE WANT PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.<\/p>\n

GREETINGS ONCE MORE,
\nMOHAMMED LADEN OSAMA\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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