I wake at 5am to pee. When I come back SharkBoy wishes me a happy birthday (as I am sure you do too, thank you) and he asks if I want my present now. <\/p>\n

Now? 5am?<\/p>\n

I lazily open the paper to find…
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\nA friggin’ iPhone!! I am utterly blown away! I said a choice expletive. Yay to having friends travelling to America! (Thanks M!)<\/p>\n

It’s smaller than I thought. Lighter. Sexy.<\/p>\n

Christ, even the USB is sleeker than other USB jacks. Like Apple is thumbing it’s nose at clunky design.<\/p>\n

I’ve spent the last hour looking for Canadian resources that will tell me if I can use it without activating it. So far I’ve found a hack that gets right inside the phone’s code but I don’t want to be that drastic. One suggests all I need to do is replace the SIM card with a pay-as-you-go card. I inserted my own phone’s card but it didn’t work. I’m off to the Rogers\/Apple store after work. At best, I have an iBrick until the winter (estimated Rogers getting off their ass time). I swear, it’s like holding crack rock up to a druggie.<\/p>\n

Remember how I said I had the best husband in the world? You may touch my sleeve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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