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So I spend the hour last night getting XP SP2 (that’s Windows XP Home Edition Service Pack 2 for you great unwashed) and install it. Hm. A firewall you say? No thank you. I dont go that deep into the web. Virus protection? No, I think Norton’s doing a fine job. Im left with a shield icon in my tray that basically says We’re there for you!. The only good thing is the Pack changed my network icon to a computer monitor with stink rays coming off it that glow when I send stuff out into the world. The bad part is there is a noticeable drop in speed as well as moronic “do you want…?” warning alerts when I visit pages with pop ups or java apps. How the hell do I revert back to SP1?!<\/p>\n

I have noticed that I am starting to sound like “Invader Zim” in my head when I write.<\/p>\n

DOOOM! DOOM FOR YOU AND ALL YOU STINK MONKEYS IF YOU DOWNLOAD XP SP2!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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