“Hey,” I hear you exclaim, “where are all the pics you’ve taken in the last couple months?”<\/p>\n

Why do you dog me so?<\/p>\n

All right…<\/p>\n

Dan’s 50th Birthday<\/strong>
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Dad’s 75th Birthday<\/strong>
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And (I’m sorry… I’m sorry…) George Hamilton<\/strong>
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